do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I want a musical about memes.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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