it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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