Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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