Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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