I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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