I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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