Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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