How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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