I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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