He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
ugly people sure do ruin things
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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