Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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