I cockslap morals
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Houston, we have a squirter
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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