16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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