Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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