a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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