Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Please don't give away my fajitas
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