the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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