I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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