that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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