At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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