Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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