The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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