Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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