Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
