Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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