thus making me awesome and them whores
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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