I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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