All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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