oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
