Just fell off a train. Bad.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
dude. I can hear the air.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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