my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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