Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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