Dual....:-)
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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