Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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