absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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