Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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