he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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