She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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