Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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