: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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