Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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