ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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