absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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