you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
why is half of my head shaved?
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