i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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