What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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