Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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