it wasn't lemon gatorade
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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