So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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