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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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