i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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