my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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