i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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