Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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