She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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