I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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